I realize that not a lot of embryos ever get conceived in the first place.  For instance, 99.99999% of sperm are wasted in a process that I am not differentiated enough to appreciate.  I am therefore extremely thankful to you, whoever you may be, for giving me that special gift few embryos in the larger set of {embryos existing,embryos not existing} have. 

As a side note, I request that you not smoke for the next eight months.  Now, I know that that may seem a precocious statement coming from an embryo like myself, but I assure you that it isn't.  Somehow a Surgeon General's warning slipped into the inside of your uterus.  Yesterday I was swimming around a little bit, and found it there.  It took some time to learn English, but it came through.  After all, I <em>am</em> saying this all in English!

Apart from that, I'm also disappointed in things that I have yet to mentally conceive but imagine I will shortly.  But it's disappointing, whatever it is.

Signing off!

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