Hey, y'all.  Just got back from a little nap, I did.  I have to admit, that's the best part of my day sometimes.  Just curling up into a fetal position in the living room armchair.  Sometimes I wake up sucking my thumb.  I say to it, "Hey, thumb, get yourself out of my mouth!"  And it does!  

I don't know if you know this, guys, but something weird has been happenin to me these last couple days.  I just can't stop myself from dreaming about Larry King!  It's always the same: he sits there, behind his blue-black desk, and stares at little old me.  I'm supposed to answer a question, but I don't remember what it is! ...And America is watching me!  I haven't been getting a lotta sleep as you can imagine.  Honey's been upset, but you know how she is.

I'm also getting a little fed up with everyone noting how cute I am!  Come on, fellas, can't you think about something else?  John Kerry's kinda cute if you give it enough time.  Or that happy fluff: that's cute.  Heck, I have a 6-year-old daughter that's the cutest in the world.  If she ever tilted her head down and batted her eyelashes for ya, you head would just explode it would be so cute.  There's no comprehending that level of cuteness!
In fact, I'm finding myself a little disturbed at that cuteness.  I think I might just take another nap.  I just hope I don't myself too cute, ya know?

John Edwards, singing-off!

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